The Buzz The Pittsburgh Steelers say they're "disappointed" star receiver Santonio Holmes has been accused of assault. But they didn't say they're surprised.

REMOTE PATROL OK, OK, we know the Timberwolves' season has been a drag, but tonight's game (7 p.m., FSN) against Tyreke Evans and the Kings is worth a watch.

CLICK PICK From a story from theonion.com, the humor publication: "Shots Of Indianapolis Skyline To Depress Nation During Final Four Broadcast."

STAR GAZING Former soccer star Diego Maradona, now Argentina's coach, was bitten by one of his pet dogs and had to have reconstructive surgery on his upper lip.

FAST FACT The New Jersey Nets beat San Antonio on Monday to improve to 10-64, meaning they have surpassed the '72-73 76ers' league-worst record of 9-73.